dilluns, 28 de juny de 2010

El nou ball llatí de l'estiu




Sempre he odiat els balls llatins, per un o altre motiu. Serà que sóc un soso...

- Salsa: on hi hagi un bon allioli o romescu, deixa't estar de remenar el cul.

- Merengue: tot el que fa flaire a Real Podrit em produeix vomitera.

- Mambo: em sona a Rei del Mambo, i la reialesa em produeix urticària.

- Cúmbia vallenata: em sona a dones grasses.

- Lambada: o com perdre el temps amb un/una escalfabraguetes.

- Reggaeaton: cal dir quelcom?. Sí: MERDA!.

Doncs ves per on que la Nit de Sant Joan ha posat al mapa un nou ball llatí que sí que és del meu gust:





14 comentaris:

Remitjó ha dit...

I el "perreo"? Això sé és escalfar braguetes...

Txisky ha dit...

El Rodolfo Chikilikuatre ja se'n va encarregar de refredar-ho!

Noa Literal ha dit...

Jo també sóc sosa. Fa anys que no ballo. L'últim cop, anava borratxa. I si un dia se m'acosta algú ballant Reggaeton crec que li fotré una patada als ous.

Llesca ha dit...

Per cert, crec que les bitlles de Castelldefels anaven a un concert d'un tal Iván "el rey del reggeaton", o un nom per l'estil; no és conya. Al final no van poder refregar-se entre ells a ritme de perreo... angelets...

Txisky ha dit...

Noa, lo meu és pitjor: sóc soso i hipertens (o sigui que no puc pendre sal!). Té nassos!.

Llesca, refregar-se es van refregar, però no com esperaven...

iaiapunkarra ha dit...

Però si "el chacachá del tren" ja fa segles que es balla!

Txisky ha dit...

Iaia, prefereixo la versió de "O tren" dels Siniestro Total, però no he tingut prou reflexos i ja feia estona que havia posat el missatge!.

Srta. Tiquismiquis ha dit...

Permetim una obació sr. Txisky, un post collonut.
A mi, per aixó m'agrada ballar, no el que vosté ha citat però ballar ´m'agrada.

Txisky ha dit...

Sita Tiquis, em possaré vermell...

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